jen's nathan summers/wade wilson fic recs

nathan summers/wade wilson

• Blow Me Away by WebbedUpKatanas [Wade hasn't had a blow job since before Weapon X since no-one is willing to put any part of him in their mouths. So when his partner tries he kinda freaks out.]
• Pretty and Witty and Bright by linndechir [Wade used to be hot, once upon a time before the cancer and the torture and all the usual things that ruined a boy’s good looks and turned him into a cautionary tale about not trusting men in suits who promised you miracle cures, and he still couldn’t remember anyone ever looking at him like that, like he was the hottest fucking wet dream Cable’s brain had ever come up with.]
• Fair Warnings by manic_intent [“It’s a dark, stormy night, so I kinda thought my past would show up to bite me,” Wade said, slouching against the counter and taking a long drag of his joint. The ‘past’ in question rolled her eyes as she sat down at the counter beside him. “It’s mid-afternoon and cloudy outside, Wilson. Jesus.” “She’s right,” Dopinder said, from where he was polishing the countertop industriously. Under Dopinder’s care, Sister Margaret’s had become depressingly clean. Wade could even see the knobbly outline of his reflection in the countertop. “It’s getting warm too. It’d probably be sunny tomorrow.”]
• Take Off Your Pants and Jacket by somanyopentabs [“Are there FWB in the future?” Wade asked, coming to sit next to Nate on the couch. Nate was balls deep in the world wide web and replied with, “What?”]
• Burning Flames, Or Paradise by impertinence [A mutant with the power to make reality as she wills it curses Cable & Deadpool to be stuck together. Literally. Ten feet apart, at all times. Pining and scatological humor result.]
• He Just Makes Fuck-Ups by impertinence [Domino is in a tax-related jam. Wade and Cable get married and neither of them remember it. Lucky Domino. Unlucky love-sick Cable.]
• Creative Curiosity by seventeensteps [It was after a mission (gone right, but Colossus would argue, and it was only because Wade was a little trigger happy), debris all around them, the stink of gunpowder and sweat and blood heavy in the air, when he saw it happened again: Nate and that awesome gun trick of his. At first, Wade thought it was something to do with his arm being magnetic and the bright glow of his eye, but he had seen with his own two eyes how the gun swerved when it came close to crashing into a street light and flew happily toward Nate's waiting arm. Wade kinda wished he was that gun. Sometimes. So Wade had a theory. After a long pondering session at night which ended with a sweaty forehead and sticky hands at 3 am, he had come to a logical conclusion that the gun was secretly sentient. Yep.]
• Thought Crimes by bankrobbery [“Look, I wouldn’t want to be soul bound to Wade Wilson either,” Domino says. “But you’re dying. Maybe have some perspective.”]
• untitled by ifeelbetterer [Colossus gives Cable the shovel talk.]
• untitled by ifeelbetterer [Cable courts Deadpool.] 
• untitled by sholio [Cable can't hold his liquor.]
• You Rained On My Parade by ifeelbetter [Ever since his accident in Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark ended his Broadway career (and his marriage), Wade has worked as a script doctor. When his ex passes along Stryfe: The Musical for his help, Wade isn't expecting to hear back from the playwright. So he changed it from a grimdark manpain extravaganza to a rom-com about a couple and their rebellious son, that's no reason for Nate to be this angry.]